ang paligid ng puso'y lalong sumasarap

♥WALANG CAT SA SABADO. pls pass. :)

ang lamig no? pero ba't kaya ngayon lang lumamig? epekto ba ito ng global warming? epekto ba ito ng pagkatunaw ng yelo sa polar area? o hot lang talaga si jesmariejo castillo? oh well papel, whatever the matter, lance sulot is on the loose.

gusto niyo bang malaman ang aking xmas wishlist bukod sa aming italian pride?

okay.

ATENISTA LANYARD.
get one from http://hanssss.multiply.com/ php120 lang daw. ehehe.

LITTLE MISS GREEN ARCHER, BLUE EAGLE, FIGHTING MAROON SHIRTS.
syempre di kasama ung sa uste eh noh. ahaha. :) php 300 each dito. http://yougottabuy.multiply.com/ or http://inzky.multiply.com (ewan ung price).

HAVAIANAS 2008 : slim azur
php1,200++

at marami pang iba. madali lang naman ako maaliw eh. hehehe. :)
SANA NAMAN DIBA, LAHAT NG ORDERS KO MAKARATING NA SAKIN. IM LOSING MY PATIENCE. [sa tagala, naliligaw ang aking pasyente].

hoy GIAN CRUZ o8 kung kelan man ang b-day mo at kung ilang taon ka man, happy bertdey nalang sayo at sa peke mong nunal!!! haha. xD

darn. sa linggong ito gagastos ako ng 1100php. buti nga't walang pasok eh. nangako pa naman akong magtitipid. hehe.

GUISE, hindi muna ako magloload. nakakabadtrip kasi, may mga HINDI NAGBABAYAD. :(
pero yung CP (child pr0n, ftw) ko eh may load yun at feel free to text me anytime. sa mga ininquire-an ko about my orders parang awa mag reply naman kayo! taena.

kung sino mang mabait jan na magrerefer sakin sa seller ng lanyard ng ateneo or little miss univ shirts, i love u.

ANG LAMIG.

darn. super lamig. pati jackets nina alesa at jolo pinagpatong ko. ang lameeeeg talaga. :/

eto yung grid ko sa PND. tae, di ba ko nagsasawa sa mukha ko?! xD

ito yung super less than kalahati pa lang. i know, kulang pa yung tonal chuchu at shading. di pa kasi tapos. kita naman eh. sa eyebrows pa lang, may kulang na na shading. pati sa mata. nasobrahan sa epicanthus tapos kulang yung ibang shadows. wahehe. aayusin ko pa yan. just you wait.

kumusta naman, makamundong temtasyon. LIKA, TRINOMA NA TAYO!
tae. ang dami kong gastos ngayong linggo. pero ayus lang. hohoho.

HAY BUHAY!
iLy♥RR!

makamundong chulalongkorn

i had my hair cut, again.
i'll have my hair dyed, by summer.
i'll get a summer class.
i'll take workshops.

KANINA! i saw Kewl Knoller Gerl sa Maryknoll College (naks.)
i see her often sa the block. she's so kewl. parang nagbeblend ako sa crowd ng mga taga miriam. hehe. buti naman at di na ko pinilit mag test dun. i like KKG's hair so much. pag magkakaron ako ng asawa gusto ko ganun din hair. pero with facial hair. HAHA!

lika, punta tayong trinoma. kelan ba lalabas ang 2008 koleksyon ng havaianas? o lumabas na ba? ohoho. i have yet to buy.

Errol Merioles: saan ka pinaglihi!?
denne: LECHE CON HIELO

tae. nagiging mallbody na ako a.

alimango uses serf!

masaya. :)

I PROVE THAT BOYS ARE GREAT FRIENDS [NOT BOYFRIENDS].

nagbonding kasi kami nina ludz, bry, eggy, beji, beh, yey, allen, marce, basketboys, atbp dahil hinahanting nila si chadwick sa hindi ko alam na kadahilanan. (tawag nila kay chad ay CHADWING dahil hindi nila alam ang pangalan niya. haha)

xx: kilala niyo ba si chadwing?
mam rox: oo..

xy: ikaw ba si chadwing?
tisa: ...?

xy: hoy **p***! dragonfly ka ba?
boy: sir hindi po!

xy: boy dragonfly ka ba?
robby: *shakes head*

sj: *kicks tinustang tae*
xx xy: WHOOOAHHH ANG TAPANG!!!!!!!!!!!!

xy: hoy chadwing! lumabas ka sa lungga mo!

maam nedy: kay tagal ko nang hinihingan ng baterya yang orasan!
kyle: maam, TIGER battery po dadalhin ko.
mam: ano yun?
kyle: pag yun po ang gamit, bumibilis ang oras
mam: loko
kyle: at pag nag alarm yun... RWOooaoaaRR...

beji: mam noli me tangere?
mam nedy: NGONGO!

Karir

syempre kinarir ko tong report ko sa entrepreneurship.
tungkol lang naman sa finance at resibo. may koleksyon kasi ako ng receipts eh. lahat kasi ng resibo sinsasaksak ko sa wallet, aahahaaa burarang babae. :)

sa tingin ko ginaganahan na ulit akong mag-aral. i think.

btw, guise, this is our sched (and financial provision ahaha ü) for the week . :)

Nov 27 - [K]icnic. bring your own utensils(?), theme: SARILING GAWA(?);
meet teh italia! (-250php)
Nov 28 - DIVI DAY OUT!? moar italia!! [labshoo ileng] (-300php)
Nov 30 - [K]ikay Fridays! (with GMO?), bring yer own chibog!, dangling,
makeup, haha.

shiiiiit nauubos na ang aking salapi :)) panira ng budget yang pautot na italia4ileng yan eh. :) hope it pays, mamahalin natin si Ileng sa disyembre :))

and yung long term plans:

December 12?-13? - Hen Party [K]?
Before December break - Trinoma with ayap00h?
December break - tennis?! WOOT! (>_<)

SCANDAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

MAY POGI PO NA NAGAANNOUNCE NA MAY SCANDAL DAW PO AKO! PERO WALA NAMAN AKONG MATANDAANG MAY SCANDAL AKO EH. MAY POGI DIN PO NA GUMAMIT NG ISA SA MGA PICS KO PARA I-IDENTIFY YUNG GIRL SA SCANDAL, PERO I BET NAKATALIKOD YUNG GIRL DUN! HAHA! PATHETIC!

HEY GUISE, IF YOU FIND IT, TELL ME, AND I BET MY BADOODLES IT AIN'T ME IN THAT VIDEO! SI REON KADENA LANG YUN! O SI MARIA OZAWA! HAHA! TSK.

kupalin niyo nalang yung isang nagiiskandalo dito: http://profiles.friendster.com/user.php?uid=14223902 at ito ang # nya, +639206150030 or +6392052392122

"hi, how are you? sobrang ganda mo naman.. . gagawin ko lahat maging akin ka lang. . hehehe tiga san ka nga pla? panood naman ako ng scndl mo ha. . nakita ko kasi sa frindster discussion. baka pede mo naman panood sa akin . ."

PUCHA! may iba pa eh. binura ko na. PUCHA TALAGA.

shoop the whoop!

PANO BA YAN! isang long test at isang subject lang kami today. grabe ang hang time namin, walang FD! kaya nagbonding nalang kami ng aming newly formed group, ang (informally) GMO. [mikee, gioan, thea, eki, me, jeca, lara].. bonding uber to the max with LOVE!!!♥

tapos, nagbonding naman kami nina jang emeng, haha. yung mga kanta niyang pansyota. tsaka si sir Robert na sinisilipan ko daw!! HAHAH! akala tuloy ni melly nagyoyosi ako! lecheng wisol yan!

may gagawin nga pala kami nina mikee at gio sa december. :) just you wait, ileng.
lalabas din kami sa 28 (sana)...

OO magpapakasal na si mikee.

oh shyt, i need a new pair of havs and a nike goddess bag. shyt man.

OH SHI-

mmkay. i shall now look like someone from an exclusive girls' school.

NO SRSLY, i will. just you wait.

sketchy sketchy

hmm. tatlo lang naman ang highlights ng araw na to eh.

una, ang pinakamahiwagang P.E.

throwing and catching lang kami, pero partner ko si SER ROBERT. aliw saluhin yung lob, haha! kaya lang umulan..

yung ikalawa naman, picnic!!! yung bakery goods ni gioan eh givaway nalang sa mga pumayag kumuha ng pics namin. hahah! ubos ang kok at pringles at e-aji. dinala ko nga pala si Eji wearing the canine hoodie from mikeh!

last, painting and drawing. pinag tonal values kami at pinagdrawing ng dahon, bato at apol. (kesa naman basura diba?). masaya chikahin si sir anton! eto nga pala yung mga gawa ko. sorry sa quality, anlaki kasi ng sketch pad, hindi ko mascan ng maayos pero minimal noise talaga yan!

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SALAMAT PAPAEL SA TOTOLEYT AT COBRA!!!!

♥[edit]
additional plate sa painting en drowing: mga kamay.. :)
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Premature hen party bukas.

may picnic po ang Kjuantlime bukas dahil BDAY ng anak ni DETEKTIB!!!
hahah! magdiwang tayong lahat! magdala nalang po ng chibog at nigba!

syit ang dami ko palang dadalhin tomorrow.

tae. kelangan ko na talagang mag-aral. himala gumawa ako ng HW sa trigo kanina. at tama yung sagot ko sa challenge sa p6. speaking of p6, nka top-10 pa ko dun sa batch. sorry di ako maka line of 9, sobrang di kasi ako nagnonotes, nagrereview, nagbabasa at nangangarir ng quiz. at yung project ko 5 minutes ko lang ginawa. sorry talaga. : (

haha, SELPON NI MAM ROX PANG FEATHERWEIGHT DIVISION! xD ang saya, may fingerprints ko na sa selpon ni mam rox! hahaha!

narestore ko na nga pala ang aking profile sa friendster. at pati yung javascripts. nitatamad kasi ako dati eh. :) now i've learnt my lesson: wag nang mag-edit! haha! at pinalitan ko ng quote yung "how you're connected" eclavou.

ano bang nangyari ngayong araw?

well, nung english, nagsulat kami ng 10 points sa card. oo, ganun nga.

nung physics naman may activity involving cups, basins, canisters, latex gloves, oil and water. lesson: ang vegetable oil ay amoy at lasang french fries; si karen ay pinapahiran ng langis para gumana; iniigib ang tubig kahit anong mangyari; malamig ang mga panakip butas.

sa kasamaang palad, wala si Maam Flor nung araw na iyon. kaya a la friday kami.

nung filipino, library work nanaman! nakakatuwa kasi buong batch namin nasa library. sipsip pa kami ni aya kay maam villegas.

me: o, bat ka nagsstapler?
aya: sipsip ako eh.
ma'am nedy: o denise molave ka ba?
me: maam acacia po ako.
maam: *hands papers, instructions to staple*
some guy: bat kayo nagsstapler?
me: sipsip kami eh.

nung trigo naman, andun kami sa lugar nina Bj Jolo June Allen Arlon Jes JohnRoe(sit-in). tapos si allen nung bumibili ng hand-out sa econ kay baby...

baby: magbayad ka na ng 4
allen: oh eto! (hands 100php, 20php, cellphone) ayan! may panukli ka ba?!
baby: 4 lang!
allen: (hands 20php) ayan! keep the change!!
baby: *tumatawa*
allen: (binawi ang pera) wag na nga! ayaw mo naman akong pag-aralin!
baby: *tumatawa*
allen: (umupo at nagkunwaring nagtampo)
bj: kunwari umiiyak ka
allen: (nagkunwaring umiiyak)
kami: halaaa lagooot pinaiyak mo...
baby: *lumapit holding hand-out* O ayan mag-aral ka na! (nagsukli ng 16 pesos sa 20pesos)
allen: ano to! kulang ng 30php!

tapos si Arlon, dinrowing ba naman si kyle (for the nth time!) tapos sinugod siya ni Kyle. paghablot ng collar ni Arlon, pigtas yung paborito niyang necklace! kinuha ni Angge yung ngipin na pendant (na ayon kay Jolo ay ngipin ng lola ni Arlon/ ngipin ni maam tengson)tapos kinabit dun sa dilaw na clay nilang hayop at ari. eh nag sit in mga taga ibang section, inasar lalo si kyle, sinabit sa bintana yung drowing kay kyle. galit talaga si papakyle eh no.

AH basta, nasisira diet ko. hehe.

what are boots for again?

who sez they liek mudkipz? i liek milhoos.

my mom saw my card. already. after UPCAT talaga, tinamad na kong mag-aral. as in. totally.
i therefore conclude that this year,

I AM PHAIL.

my lines of 6 ako, my gally. yung iba eh naretain, miraculously. yung physics tumaas ng 3 points.

gian: whoo! ****nang stat yan.. grade.. TRES! pinasa ko yan!!
bry: .. takte ayoko nang umuwi.

but i'm trying. tinatry kong sipagin ulit. pero, kulang talaga sa inspirasyon eh. anyone interested? inspire me. :) minus the lulz of course, you know i'm patient.

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i recently found out that people had been using my pics (minus my permission) in fster and mtply. THAT FAILS SO HARD! you know how i hate to have my face in public!!!!

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kk now am rly confused. pic related.

HALP ME. xD

for the record, gusto kong magpokus sa sarili ko. ayokong may atupaging ibang tao. ayoko PA ng relasyon. gusto ko ng kasarinlan. gusto kong makapasok sa UPM, upang magkaroon ng matinding trabaho, makabili ng madaming gadgets, makapangasawa ng europeo, makabili ng madaming bahay, madaming kotse, at ipahiya lahat ng taong ayoko. power trip kumbaga. ansama ko no. haha. but i won't use the word "mean" or "bitter", only airheads use those.

ONCE AND FOR ALL, I AIN'T YER AIRHEAD. :)

where the skies are bloochu

ayoko na ng de-slide na phone. medyo hindi kasi natitigil sa pagbutingting si left-chan at right-kun, matanggal pa yung slider. haha. i remember back in elementary, i'd always hold a piece of paper or chalk pag may challenges, quiz bees, perio, etc etc, then at the end of the event, durog na. :)

since naiingit ako sa phone ni maam rox, HAHA! gagayahin ko sya. pero pagusapan muna natin ang telepono ni papa kyle jimenez.

i'm starting to like nokia AGAIN after they released yung 6300 (and later, 6301). they proved that they still knew what people wanted. what people were after. what people needed. eto na nga yung tinuturo sa Araling Panlipunan, hindi naman lahat ng tao kelangan ng 3g, wifi, dual cam, at bobong design. curse N81's failure of a slider, N82's failure of a slider and buttons, 5310's failure of a design, N73's constant freezing/hanging/and crappy joystick, N95's blah design. pag ako nagkaron ng chance na gumawa ng design ng selpon, bah!

♥♥♥

to anybody who thinks child p0rn is kewl:
I HAVE MOAR EYE OPENERS.
and after Mariannet Amper's suicide (naiyak ako dun, swear) i realized how much the youth have evolved.
specially child porn, which is almost legal in Russia (kung san nakatira si Sputmy). CP gets u B&.

♥♥♥

okey. naguguluhan na ko. 6120/6121, n81(worst case, n73, yuck)? the only diff bet. 6121 and n73 is the cam. 6120 is lighter than 6300 pero brighter ang 6300. i only like n81 cos it looks kyewt. or shall i wait for a phone i won't call BLAH being the style critique i am? halp. ;p

i overslept

first time ko mag trustfall. bongga xD

demn man. i can't decide which phone to buy. ampapangit ng cellphones ngayon. ambaho naman ng iphone. halp?

gusto ko ng malaking screen, may screen sa harap, slide or flip. at hindi sing bulky ng n73. kung touch, ok din. preferably may second cam, ulit (for vanity purposes hehe).

okay lang ang n81, n77, 6120, 6300, 6288. gusto ko rin ng n810. at tablet. at 3rd gen nano. bawal ang 6680 (haha, trivia: binili yun for 25k 3 years ago, bongga! more trivia: ang 1st gen ipod shuffle 995php nalang ngayun!)

guise, nagrerep na pala ang kapatid nating si Joseph Carl Santos (y4u) as jcskiller, here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJgcbB4r6RM

please kung magrereply kayo, paganahin niyo utak niyo! this is the internet, hallers.

Piso sa Braso.

aside from having only two subjects today, this day was awzmz.

natulog kami nung 3 hour break. naglatag at nahimlay sa harap ng corps. kaya lang nakita kami ni maam flor at pinagsabihan kami. pero being UPIS students, dedma lang kami, haha.

nung Fil Drama ang masaya. super duper walang kasing duper :)

yung unang task, gagawa ka ng totem mo, ang akin, Jelly. kasi nga, jellyaish. tapos, madami pang rason. kay yeyey- Kilikili?! , kay Gi-ibon, kay teng-ruler.. madami pang ibang kawirdohan.

yung second naman, no metch kami nina marvie. hahah. tower building. mataas nga, di naman matibay XD

yung third naman eh parang pinoy henyo na charades. kagroup ko si Gian, Raisa at Yang. yung una, SHREK, hindi nakuha ni Gian. yung sunod, GARFIELD, kay em yun pero na steal namin. Yung WILLY at MULAN nakuha namin kaya winrar kami!!!

yung fourth, parang sa CAT! may kapartner ka sa kabilang grupo. iinspeksyunin mo, tapos tatalikod ka.. pagharap mo, may isang bagay na nagbago dun sa kapartner mo. kelangan mong mahulaan. ayun nahulaan ko naman (mahiwagang selpon ni yeyey).yung sa kin naman, pinagpalit ko ung flip flops ko, hindi na gets ni yeyey! tapos yung sa second, matindi. dalawang bagay naman babaguhin. si yeyey, binasa yung likod ng buhok tapos binuksan ung selpon. yung sakin naman, tinanggal ko stylus ng DS ko, tapos nagmagic ako..

me: ihipan mo tuhod ko.
yey: *ihip*
me: *rolls up pants revealing yey's name* pangalan mo!

madami pang patawa. yung kay Em, naglagay sya ng tinape na Piso sa balikat nya. nonsense benta!!! xD yung kay gian, tinuldukan lang nya dalawang parte ng katawan niya. si Jes pinakita singit nya. yung mga ideas nga namin ng pagbabago, pagkakaroon ng gonorrhea, paglaladlad, tapos sabi ni maam Villegas, "nagpalit kami ng BRA!!" xDD

tas meron pang isang task.. pagaalay sa altar. :) inalay ko si sugar.

sa FD lang talaga namin makitang ganoon si maam nedy.

Y4u's second day

yes, yes, we don't take the guy seriously. pinagtitripan lang. wala kasing stress outlet ang mga UP students eh, hehe. we're not angry, we're just amused!

these are some of the new comments: (click to view full, 4 lahat yan. EDIT: pakibasa nalang sa comments page, masyado kasing malaki ung pics, tinatanggihan ng bobong imgshack. )

honeyhambeckham | November 13, 2007

and one more thing.

EEW, atenista ka pala,ba't ka nagrerent ng PC? wala ka bang pambili? buti pa, yung tax na pinambabayad mo para sa pagpapaaral sa public schools, ipambili mo nalang ng computer, hindi ka pa madaling ma hack!

maangaskapalae | November 14, 2007

y4u

maangas ka?
wag ka mayabang wala ka namang pc e.
mga taong tulad mo ang dapat na kunin ng Diyos.
ay oo nga pala baka di ka kunin kasi demonyo ka.
pakilala ka nga kung matapang ka ^__^
ang babaw namin, heeheeh.

maangaskapalae | November 14, 2007

vamos katipunan
1 contra 1
adios.. debil.

tagaupis | November 15, 2007

anu ba yan! so your from ateneo... why?

honeyhambeckham | November 15, 2007

vamos katipunan, krus na ligas kid!
Joseph Carl Santos my ass!
i bet your real name is, Kilikikko? or Kikikko? Kikilikikko? may gash.

this is so funny, the guy/piece of faggotry says he'll teach us a lesson when all he/it knows is that we're bashing him/it through the vast connection of the interwebs. at least we know WHERE you *bricked*. =))

c'mon. go jack off to your Christina Aguilera videos. AY, NAGCOCOMPSHOP KA NGA LANG PALA! haha! unless you really want to do it in public!

anlaki ng problema mo sa tax na nasasayang mo. e di wag kang magbayad ng tax! ang dali daling sabihin na, "can it be ba 12% off my burger? i don't like kasi to make bayad the tuition of the poor people of the univerity of the dirt poor!" HOHO. we can pay our taxes on our own!

holy digshit batman.

gabogezins08 | November 15, 2007

you're 28, rents computers, watch christina aguilera videos...AND YOUR AN ATENISTA? are you for real?

you're comments are so funny, honeyhambeckham. >:-)

honeyhambeckham | November 15, 2007

mas funny si Kikkoman, i Christen him the angry atenean-wannabe

taetae2236 | November 15, 2007

so corny..what's with britney spears / BS?
eh pano isa kang mayaman na batugang tampalasan hampas lupa na pinalaki sa kamay ng mga heswita, nararapat lamang na ika'y may respeto bilang Pilipino, ngunit sa nakikita ko ay ika'y hindi biniyayaan ng anking respeto para sa mga ibang tao. Marahil ikaw ay isang skwatter na nagpupumilit abutin ang inaasam asam mong pagaaral sa ateneo ngunit wala kang pera, at nakikinig lamang sa kaibigan mong atenista. tuwing ika'y nakakakita ng komento sa acct mo natutuwa ka dahil alam mong totoo.

honeyhambeckham | November 15, 2007

o di kaya'y isang hamak na bata o gurang na pedopilya na tunay na fan ni britney spears.

balang araw lalabas din,




ang tunay na pogi.



PRAISE DA LAWD!

again, bash him here: http://youtube.com/users/y4u

or join the comment wars here : http://youtube.com/watch?v=fJgcbB4r6RM

♥♥♥

omigosh! nasayang ang pagiipon ko pambili ng selpon, kasi bibilhan naman daw pala kaming magkakapatid! haha! oh well, pang ipod 3rd gen or digicam nalang tong si Ippy Ipon. :)

Tik-tilaok!

first, a treat!
ITALIAN... SPIDERMAN!!

lols, what a funneh concept
next, a piece of shit!

MGA ISKOLAR NG BAYAN, READ!

look at the comments in this youtube video.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fJgcbB4r6RM
it's about an "atenean" bashing UP.
[note: i am not the poster of the video! i have my own account, http://youtube.com/profile?user=xsadxsushix.

his username is y4u, (http://youtube.com/user/y4u)details:
Name: kikko
Age: 28
Country: Philippines

now, you may ask, what is a 28 year old doing in youtube fighting kids half his age over the internet? a double retard perhaps?

after a few clicks, i found out he has strong hatred towards Britney Spears(or Bull Shit as he calls her, haha, that is too funny! Bull Shit, BS, get it? haha, :|)

these are his words of Christina Aguilera fandom:

UP
WALA SA 2006 TOP 100 ASIAN UNIVS!
NAKAKAHIYA!
ANG KAPAL NG MUKHA N'YO MAGYABANG EH TAXES NAMIN ANG PINAGPAPAARAL SA INYO!
how dare you! PALAMUNIN!
UP grads are corrupt! Proven naman sa gov't eh! Arroyo, Marcos, etc. obvious ba?
kapal ng mukha ng mga iskwater na 'to!

tagaupis,
little boy/girl,
the students from UP are so arrogant. I'm just telling you why they shouldn't be.
Pinag-aaral lang sila ng bayan para angasan nila ang mga tao dito.
Pangalawa, manalo o matalo ang UP eh bitter pa rin! Kung anu-ano pa ang nginangawa.
Pangatlo, kung taga-UP ka, wag ka masyadong magyabang dahil sa Pinas lang magaling ang iskul mo. Ang iskul mo na dapat "pride" ng Pinas eh wala naman sa best univ's in Asia.

Let me answer you regarding UP not making it to the TOP 100 UNIVs in ASIA.
Isn't it a SHAME? UP should have made it in the list for it is supposedly the "best" in the Philippines. But well, pang-Pinas nga lang talaga. Di kayang sabayan ang mga kapitbahay sa Asya.
Di ka ba nahihiya?...

With regards to the OTHER schools in the country not making it in the top 100 list, it isn't much of a pressure since they are not the flag carrier.
Eh ang UP? nakakahiya! Dala-dala ang pangalan ng Pinas. Ang aangas pa ng mga estudyante eh kulelat naman ang iskul nila sa Asya. Walang binatbat sa counterparts nila sa Asya.
You're eating dusts. True enough, dito lang kayo nakapagyayabang!

And who the hell hacked my account?...
Anyways, tagaupis, little boy/girl na wala pang napapatunayan sa sarili...
baka magulat ka kung saang school ako galing...
mind you, kid, you're not talking to an average person...
Watch out, baka di mo magustuhan pag sinagot kita.
so, behave at mag-aral ka na lang. okay?

Whoever hacked my account, I shall know about it...
I'll teach you a lesson!
Anyways, LarcMartin, I could have humbled myself to you if you, little kid, talked in a manly manner. I mean in a gentleman's way.
But it's obvious that you were drievn with anger that you talk words of wisdom in a sarcastic manner...
Don't you think you sound funnier than me? =)

Bata, wag mo akong piliting patulan ka dahil papatulan talaga kita.
If you're from UP, part of your tuition comes from my pocket. I'm a tax payer. Kaya wag mo akong aangasan. Ikaw na palamunin! Try to deliver another provocative statement & I will give you what you deserve!

Wala akong nakikita kundi 2 pulubing nagdudunung-dunungan sa harap ng isang maykaya at intelektwal na tulad ko.
ako may napatunayan na. kayo?
kaya, wag kayong mag-aaangas kung ayaw nyong maapi!

tagaupis,
You're lucky that I don't feel like teaching you a lesson today. Give me more of your ire-filled opinions & I'd give you what you want.

Hay,...
masarap talaga makipag-usap sa mga pulubi.
By the why, naghahanap ako ng 'boy' (utusan), kung gusto nyo mag-apply, i-PM nyo lang ako.
Gusto ko kasing makatulong sa mga kapos-palad. Pag-aaralin ko pa kayo. =)

unfortunately for him, a mafioso (or, mafiosA) hacked into his youtube account and posted comments such as 'bobo ako! pramis!'. what's freakier is that the mafioso/mafiosa now KNOW where this KIKKO lives, and where he goes to rent a PC. ang KIKKO na ito ay tumatambay sa KRUS NA LIGAS. ang 'ATENISTA' na ito ay walang sariling PC, at napatunayan na nyang retarded nga talaga sya, dahil nakikipag-away sya sa mga bata (1 point) over the interwebs (2 points).

anybody who could learn more about this KIKKOman receives a rare candy. :) HIGH FIVE!
[reason: tagaupis is my dear friend! xD]

♥ tuesday we talk about health

INTRODUCING MIGGY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS!

Sputmy is soviet. his favorite band is the carpenters. his favorite song is 'top of the world'.
richard is a brazil nut. he likes brazilian waxing sessions. he is Larson's nemesis.
mon papa is a rich man.
meynard is everyone's cousin!
Giancarlo and Gianluigi are italian twins!
Edgar is a party animal. He likes itlog na pula.
Fred Larson is a nigger.

HOY ERROL, ANG LAKI LAKI MO! HAHA! KAMUSTA MO KO KAY ERIC! wahaha!!

okay. ma'am arni, usap 'ta. it's the time of year when good friends are dear.

kamon mamon, go chancellor.

monday we talk about the ego

first, let me share some quotes.

bernstein: pangbalot ng tae.
allen: D-D-DJ LORENZ.. remix..
angge:짬뽕 ! (read: jam-pong)
angge: satanas lang ang may libog!
arlon: (instead of saying 'ha?'), Bheh?!
bete: anong sabi ng tinga sa kulang*t? BAKIT KA NANDITO!?

wala lang. :) to see this post FULL, UNLEASHED, AND UNCENSORED, click away, http://milkandtea.wordpress.com ; the password is: the name of my first pet. a cartoon & game character :) (for added security [and scrutiny], post is in trash talk english)

♥♥♥

meanwhile, while yer figuring that one out, let's talk about the ego.

what does the word 'kampi' stand for?
does it make one any stronger?
does it make one any better?

for me, it is what you do BY YOURSELF that counts. stop all the sissyfag talk, do it yerself, half-blood mulatto.

oh wait, maybe i can make an aninag article out of it?

♥♥♥

I shall buy a new phone, an ipod nano 3rd gen, a new cybercam and a lot of MMCs.

♥♥♥

if the faggots know how their future depends on my magical tongue. one flick, varsity gone :(

stupid **** **** deserves no ****, no **** and definitely no money.

i mean, PISSss man, even the idiot's **** despise the piece of rotten egg.

little traps like that deserve no bright future, let them boil in their own misery and parent-bought teen-y semi-luxury.

and i mean it, c'mon ****, open your eyes! ill shove **** (i've got ****, mind your feeble mind) right through your ass of a mouth you ugly cunt manboy.

THE SIGN OF ULTIMATE ****: ****skwater. skwater ka. i've got more class than you, squatterman.

HAHA, to see this post FULL, UNLEASHED, AND UNCENSORED, click away, http://milkandtea.wordpress.com ; the password is: the name of my first pet. a cartoon & game character :) (for added security [and scrutiny], post is in trash talk english)

this day is moar awzm

Beckham back with England

David Beckham, England's former soccer team captain, is recalled to the country's national team.

napakasaya ng CAT ngayong araw. bakit? secret.

konti lang kami. kaya kami ang pulutong Checo. tapos sa second game lang ako sumali, thanks to my defective left tarsals, metatarsals, and phalanges.

yung unang game, über si bernstein..naghihimagsik kay gabez. grabe, fight club

masaya yung second game, über. kasi tambak yung kabilang grupo, haha! nakakabobo kasi yung actions namin.. pero anggaling pa rin namin :) kasi ang pogi talaga ng actions namin. lalo na yung 'do the Arce'.

sa mga wala kanina, 8:00am to 10:00am na ang CAT mula next week, hahahaha!! magkakaron tayo ng CAT shirt (kulay metallic blue daw sabi ni mandee, hehehehe! xD)

CEREALICIOUS 4ever!

friday im in love

this day is awzm.

we had only ONE SUBJECT. greatee!
kinantahan namin si kebenrey ng You're he inspiration (with blending). bad trip kasi sya. tapos nung econ namin, wala si inang calingasan! wala siya! nagkwentuhan nalang kami tungkol sa mga kajologan namin, at naghiraman ng dibidi, hahaha.

nung physics naman, masaya din! may Droodle game kami. samples at kalokohan:

tapos, gawd, 3 hours ang break! :)) naging handy ang sleeping bags namin!

nung fil drama naman, enjoy! i thought magiging korni pero enjoy..

kasi nagskit kami, mga ibang tao kami kunwari tapos late na kami for starbucks. bali parang nagchichismisan kami...
kebenri: oo nga eh, pero kahit ganon mabuting tao pa rin si kevin.. pag usapan naman natin si mikee.
mikee: teka hindi pa tayo tapos.

ahaha. wala. wala. wala.

Last Sem in HS.

demn. hindi pa rin ako bumabagsak sa kahit anong subject, HARHAR. despite the bumming and slacking.

in planner-type form nalang ang post na to, haha.

@eng: todo eng-eng sa pagrewrite ng Chapter 1, kelangang bawiin :D
damn, if you're from a younger batch, DAMN, ENGLISH 10 IS PURE EBIL. I LOVED THE SUBJECT BEFORE, I LOVED THE GRAMMAR DRILLS, THE STORIES, ACTIVITIES, in fact, ENGLISH WAS MY FAVORITE SUBJECT UNTIL ENGLISH 10 CAME ALONG. this requires hard work and focus, guys.

@p6: regrouping! ado, mando, ming, jolobee, karen♥arlon!

@pa:

maam: next... bartolome.
me: maam, sino po un?
maam: ay ano ba to
me: bentulan po ako!!!
maam: ay ayay hindi ko kasi suot ang salamin ko..

tapos may kalokohan si kyle.

kasi yung buhok na tinapyas ni bete, sinuot ni BJ.

kyle: kamukha mo na si Jolo
bj: jolo?
kyle: jolo o7?
bj:...
kyle: yung Jolo..(Rivera) Re..Revilla. (xD)
bj: Jolo Revillame? (XDD)

@fil: seating arrangement :) katabi ko si ANGGE at BEJI!!!! waw! actually dapat katabi ko daw si..*bricked*

@3go : 5 minute subject, luvya mam.

@VM (or as sir reyes calls it, VMC): masaya ito!! kakanta kagad kami next meeting! tapos angkulet! IGLESIA NI CHRIS!!!!!!

KAMON LETS DO THIS WESTIES!

click for full, just for fun~!

♥ the thursday habit

COMING SOON
HEN PARTY
-pool and booze = poolbooze!-

when: after UPIS week
where: *secret*
what: kasiyahan sa paskohan para sa ateng bayan, kainan ng manokan at inoman ng tomaan! swemengan ng swemengan hanggang sa magsinegrahan! begayan ng begayan hanggang sa lomegaya ang ateng samahan!!
theme: hustler, peon, saudi, mapya.
bring: themed salbabida. themed swimsut (bawal ang peach na tshirt hahaha), artista of your choice, themed clothing, potluck manok, potluck drinks (read: toma) and isang galong Yakult for our new year dose of lactobacilli shirota-stren!

HAHA. si errol mukang ama. (as always).
i had my daily dietary allowance of macronutrients in the form of pistachio ice creeeem. Mikeh had hers in raspberry and caramel. at bongga, may synchronised theme kami ni mikeh! striped at pink n black. hahaw.

owww shooot may pasok bukas. SHUGAR.

oh well orwell, bye bye sembreak. holler november :)
ZOMG! bday pala ni rigo! kelangan regaluhan!! xD

HEY /b/ , ENJOY YOUR INTELLIGENCE!

♥Hen Party!

ZOMG! nakabangga kami ng real life Mafioso!
ang Hen Party, ang wafung mafia!
ahahaha! syet! mararating ko na ang isa sa mga goals ko na maging soccerwife dahil ikakasal na si Mikeh sa UP Chapel.

hokey. so nagregister kami. kasama ko si mikeh at janny pamelly. dang, 43 kami sa VM. at guess what, kung alphabetical ang arrangement, katabi ko si Bernstein, my dreams are coming true.

when we were through, nagutom si mikeh (lagi naman) so we (she) went to eat. i, meanwile, got to down my daily macronutrients in caramel and pistachio. (ice cream, duds. ice cream.)

after nung nag liwaliw kami. dun namin nakabangga ang Hen Party!
these are what i bought today:

had the regal nails done. ohoho.
celery?! celery???!!! but that's like, for after gym.
black sugar? but that's the worst color there is! (whoa, simpsons)
yeah, worth it. : ) mint greeeen!
yes, lagot tayo sa hen party. :))

Will have the regal hair done this wednesday. :P watch out.

Honeyhambeckham♥

The Return of Everybody's Favorite Two Minute Mysteries in the form of...
GUESS WHO!!!
(famous icons in our line of lives edition)


since naresolve ko na din naman ang misteryo ng aking codenames for this coming quarter. :) i assure you it's all Tokyo and England.

(shameless Dior Oui Ring plug)

Guess Who # 1: INVADERMATITIS; the wonder peys
*napakapogi ng taong ito. may co-worker siya na MassCom Doctor (hoho, figure that one out). Graduate siya ng UPLB. May vaniteux products siya sa plastic envelope niya.

Guess Who # 2: DRAGONPORK; she's part of your world.
*mahilig manood ng operettas si Dragonpork. Malalate na daw siya pero gusto pa rin niyang dumaan sa corridor dahil gusto niyang mag-otso-otso. nasa pisay na siya ngayon.

Guess Who # 3: RICO; he no mexicano, he islam.
*natae si Rico nang bigyan ko siya ng spaghetting may isang litrong hot sauce. hindi siya kumakain ng baboy. ngayon ko lang naiintindihan kung bat di siya kumakain ng baboy. orange ang rubber shoes nya, nagbigay siya ng marshmallows. nangako siyang magtutube.

Guess Who # 4: MASTUR, ELYEN, MASSIMO, PUTINGKHAKILUKALAYK, SHAIDER; the day is complete.
*si mastur ay kras ko pero hindi ko na sya kras nung nagi siyang kalbo at nagsimulang magsabi ng 'excuse po'.
*si elyen ay magaling sa photoshop ayon kay aya :)
*si massimo ay magaling man pick-up ng tsiks.
*si puting khaki lukalayk ay may kamukang 09 (puting khaki)
*si shaider ay kapatid ni Rosa (haha, giveaway amf)

Guess Who # 5: MKM; master clean
*si mkm ay gumagawa ng ref cake na lasang ref. ang ama niya ay mahilig maghubad sa harap ng madaming tao kapag parties. anong ibig sabihin ng mkm? M*laking Kalb*ng Mama.

Guess Who # 6: BANAL NA GULAY; ang sumugo kay carlito
*maganda ang ringtone niya. nagbibigay siya ng celpon sa mga sugo niya. binigyan niya ko ng line of 7.

yan lang muna.

registration bukas. Gawd, naeexcite ako sa electives ko. PnD, FilDrama at VM. ohohoho, holler at ya, art!

Sir Anton: ikaw miss B., PnD ka ba next sem?
me: *nods*
Sir Anton: Buti naman.


gaaaaawd. i need to get a new 'life'. (lulz, i gots the night life, i gots the OL life, isa pa?)

REALITY CHECK! one sem na lang tayo mga BOBO!
at ZOMG DO WANT PRE-GRAD PARTY NAO!!!1!eleventyone!
sa xmas toma tayo ah. ahahaha!

(newsflash, POTAKTENG profile yan sa friendster, nalingat lang ako sandali naka 20+views na dagdag. kung nakapublic kaya toh noh? haha, ican imagine. code rippers, beware. LOL, lalo na yung mga code rippers at idea burglars at discreditos na galit sa kapwa code rippers at idea burglars at discreditos, FUCK YOU!)

I SO LOVE DOODS WITH EUROPEAN ACCENT.

gusto ko ganito ang bag ko sa college. hahah, the second season of HEROES is PHAIL. DO NOT WANT. :)

Un Double Jeu, de Dupe

things that could make me über happeh:

1) be a soccer wife.
2) make a live action version of something hilarious
3) monty python. (this parrot is dead! this parrot has ceased to exist! this parrot is no more! this is an ex-parrot!)
4) macho men in red wife beaters, shorts and afro hair dancing to some northern european folk song.
5) becks flippin a finger.
6) be an heiress
7) be a mob leader (lulz, suspenders)
8) LD Miller cryin
9) doods with heckuvan accent (l'italianos, francais, russians and mexicans, lul)
10) language lessons
11) a caucasian-made car (anything but a Lamborghini, do not want.)
12) ENGLAND.
13) becks.
14) ADRIANA LIMA (no ale ambrosios plz)
15) shu uemura and nars.
16) ADRIANA LIMA'S virginity

confessions.

midnight. i'm drinking, and i just woke up. just paid for my second floor extension in AnimalCrossing (di-esu!) and danced to Sweet Escape when i heard it.

so what up.

i must confess.

1) Cerealicous is the seckz. i like Charlie and the Chocnut Factory, in Blockbuster. Whenever i pass by The Block (before going home, from TriNoma), i make sure I get a cup (err, baby bucket?). Sometimes instead of just getting plain old macchiato or cappuccino or espresso with a sprinkling of flavor from Figaro, Seattle's Best or Starbucks, i grab a bowl (err, baby bucket?) here.

who said cereal was for kids?

2) Alcohol is my carbonated drink substitute. When watching TV with people, (or at halloween parties, i recall) or just slacking by the couch listening to lounge music, i drink not Coke or Pepsi (or Dr. Pepper, but i love that drink). While the people around me are sipping on their soft drinks, i like mine with alcohol content. Even some sheer flavored vodka or irish creme will do. as long as it's not Pepsi. Or Coke.

3)The only soft drink i'd buy is A&W Sparkling Vanilla Cream Soda. diet.

4)I hate it when McDonald's staff don't know what a milkshake is. Hell, all of their branches should have milk shake makers! Dem bitchez.

5) I put on 4 layers of nail polish: base coat (clear), 3 coats of color (something that brightens me up), and a top coat (clear again, no shimmer pls.) I hate metallic colors (except platinum, goooo korea). An exception of course, only one coat of color when I'm using Skin Food nail polish. I love Skin Food nail polish. Around 200php.

i ♥ coralie clement