rizal+drama+short hair

damn man damn.
1 1/2 days kami sa rizal. andun, nakaharap ko ang lahat ng phobias ko:
steep inclinations, large and/or odd spiders, and buhay na isda.
umiyak ako once. bawat immersion nalang umiiyak ako, hehe.

1st day: maulan. nag bfast ako sa mcdo w/ papael, waiting for aya. dumating si aya with papa betu pero sinabi nyang di nalang sya magiimmerse. inintay kong magkaroon ng milkshake pero anak ng tokwa dalawang oras palang magwarm-up ang gatas (nga naman, kung tao nga nagwawarm up bago mag rigorous activity, gatas pa kaya.)
dapat iintayin ko si gioan pero nauna na siya sa HS, pumunta nalang kami dun w/ jollibee crap at hand.
sumakay kami sa mahiwagang patok na jeep, kung saan una namin narinig ang magiging theme song ng paglalakbay namin, ang You're the Inspiration ng Chicago. madaming ibang kalokohang kanta sa jip na ito.
after naming mag orient sa bahay ni Mrs. Barrameda (me: barra what? xx:barracuda.)
tumuloy na kami sa aming mga ina.
ang ina namin (gioan,mandz,lala and i) ay si nanay nympha with Mam Hermie, at kapitbahay namin sina papael, papavinch, at ang encyclopediadramatica na si Mr. Otero :)
dahil sa ulan, andaming nasayang na oras. nangapitbahay kami (sa balon, sa poso) at naglaro sa kwarto nina papavinch ng mahiwagang kontrabandong MikMik at ung nakakatakot na laruang nakakatawa, plus sodomy camwhoring via pulikat (take note: nakabold ang mga kalalakihan don, LARARECTION TAHM!!!). ikalawang beses din tumugtog ang You're the Inspiration ng Chicago.

tumawid kaming kawayan na bridge. umakyat ng mawnteyn, nag kontrabandong traysikel pababa.. at pagkauwi namin (at pagod kami nun ha) nag interbyu kami ng mga tao sa Tagpos. nanuod din kami ng uaap. pinaka di ko malilimutan sa aming mga nainterbyu ay si Kuya Temmy (alyas Cons) na isang Cons(truction worker) na berjin sa pag-ibig at mahilig kay Lorna Tolentino at Lynard Skynard.. atbp. andami nyang kwento.. nakakaaliw syang interbyuhin..

me: ano po bang paborito niyong kotse?
cons: ano.. yung.. LAMBORGHINI.
me: pangit yun mag porsche ka nalang..
cons: sige..
me: eh sa music ano naman po gusto nyo?
cons: yung.. yung.. my mama told me when i was yaaaang..
me: haha.. mga.. juan de la cruz band..
cons: oo
me: mga .. deep purple.. lynard skynard
cons: OO!
pael: freebird..
cons: teka pano mo nalaman ang lynard skynard??
me: pinanganak ako ng 70s
cons: oo...

nag magic sing kami.. at nung pinindot ni kebenre ung random... ikatlong beses, You're the Inspiration ng Chicago (8675)
nung gabi na, sleepy time kami sa salas.
nanuod muna kami ng Nuts (esensyal) at, FOR ONCE, ako ang HULING natulog sa grupo namin!!!!! salamat sa mga katext kong nakatira dalawang metro pahalang mula sa kinatutulugan ko.

2nd day:ako pinakaunang nagising FOR ONCE!! shinare ko rin ung kontrabando kong kornbip. (uso kontrabando basta pinagbabawalan). nangapitbahay kami at nagloko, tapos ay nagkaroon kami ng assessment. pagkatapos ay kailangan na namin umalis kaya binigay na namin ung token kay mamanymphs. sa jeep naiyak ako kasi dama ko yung isda sa paa ko. tas nahiwa ako sa pagitan ng front seat at ni gioan, HAHA :) uwian tahm, with papael, esem nort. tas may kiking aso si mina :D

ngayon, pagkauwi ko, nagpagupit ako ng hair. i love it :) short and straight. SHORT, and STRAIGHT :)

alimango

shot at el diva diyosa gabbah's haws. muah muah galore!

oso, i hev a vely nice three tahm sarcasmo trash talk. HOW ENTICING!

MEET ARLON'S PAMBATO POKEMON:

say hello to ALIMANGO!

nga pala. may immersion (alyas emmerson) kami sa Rizal tomorrow. Mga Comdebora! 5:30am pupunta na kong UP. tapos milkshake sa mcdo ng 6:00am.. isang buong araw, gabi at araw muli na walang form of entertainment, NGAHHH!!!

:'D

yes sir! ♥ SECRET POST #3

si sir pol, nakikinosey :)) hehe. pero okay lang friends kami. xD
masaya palang kalaban mga teacher pag PE...

OKAY!

dahil napakapogi ng theme namin sa function (italian: read as MAFIA.)
aww i miss Italyboy from chinitachix partee.

MGA BOBONG TUPA!
magpapatent na kayo ng theme para sa creative shot para sa pictiorial para sa yearbook! be specific, walang kahalayan please! bawal may kapareha, isip na at magpapatent na sa MC HAMMER!!!

Secret Post #3: see http://milkandtea.wordpress.com ang password ay ang pangalan ng taong sinampal ko, ash wednesday noong kinder. :)

Coach at Quotes ♥

Dapat mong gawin para makalimutan mo yung dalawang yun ay isipin mo nalang na para silang karne nanginunguyanguya mo.
-arlon

(.n_n.) : geh, dalhin mo susuot ko sa PE! [cut part]
(>__<) : [cut part] wawawee may katas mo <3>__<) : [cut part] hindi lang naman basura ang kumakatas! ingleshin mo ung katas! (.n_n.) : essence?

sabi ni Arlon, hindi daw nya kamuka si Brenan. sya daw ang Mandirigmang Bingi para sa Haring Lich dahil hindi siya ang Bossing mo!!!!!

sabi naman ni Angge, Toguro ang pangalan ng magiging anak nya.

WAHHH MAY WRITTEN TEST PALA SA P.E.!!!!!

yahu. :)

BAKLA.

nothing's gonna.♥SECRET POST#2

you know how i strive to be the tough combatant fighter with the delicate persona.
you know how i keep all my softness inside and keep my emotions within.
today, i declare being a sangry day (a mix of sad and angry. hehe).

to read more about this shit, please visit http://milkandtea.wordpress.com , see Secret Post # 2.
the password would be: the favorite word of my best friend from 1st grade to 6th grade!

♥LITSE. CAT. MALLING. i had to have a friggin chocolate strawberry mousse, buy bangles, a frilly top, an n64 controller keychain, MANGOES, bling my DS, a pretty polyclay butterfly ring, and MOAR.

yes, and arce, revenge is my cue.

pruweba

MAFIA.
(mafia + death squad + the dark side)

PATENT♥

nagpapatent na ko ng theme ko sa yearbook. Harajuku: FRUiTS. actually dapat, tea party angel-angelan princess-princessan stahl. pero FRUiTS nalang para masaya. tsaka un na ung nakilalang uri ng pananamit ko. except nalang kung tinatamad magbihis, oo. :)

yang picture. hindi yan fruits. harajuku lang yan :) fruits is something more like

shooting ♥

this entry is rather visual (visual, hindi graphic, t@e)



allen's car




camwhoring @ mcdo komonwelt





playing with teh ph00d




bernstein the martyr standing outside mcdo. and bernstein sitting down in soft lighting

New System! ♥ Love for People

hey. :) since i'm being a good girl and i'm sticking with my word (ay teka, tatagalugin ko, baka may di makaintindi!)

dahil nagpapakabait ako (XD) err, bagong sistema ng blog ah.
magpopost ako dito, oo. pero ung mga pribadong entries, sa wordpress ko ilalagay, maglalagay nalang ako ng clues sa password or tanungin nyo ko. :) aryt.

my WP is here! http://milkandtea.wordpress.com

MILK AND TEA! di ko na lalagyan ng kalokohang layout yan, baka may gumaya :)
pero malay nyo, sipagin ako. gawan ko. php is lurve. :)

ok. so. MAAM ARNIE! gash. kung gusto nyo pumunta jan punta ka lang.. :) tanung mo nalang paswerd. :))
password for my secret post #1 in my MilkAndTea wordpress :

*i always say this NAME back when we were in sixth grade!!!!* can't tell which one? ask me!

it's friday i'm in love♥

i welkam to my family of keychains:
DABLE DENNIS BABYRACKET!


*thanks mah nigra bhie, pedoP, who, according to Every.Single.Night possesses greater divine power(?)*

1st photoshoot ng top model. :)
attitude! attitude! at abs!!
mabilis lang yung mga takes ko. :) i ♥ ate clang and ate gabbah.

mag nanayn na kami natapos. kaya sumabay kami ni levi kina karla papuntang minda. tas nakalas kami, hahaha.

more abs :)

helu. alam nyo bang nagbago na ko ng blog? pero ang kulet ko no, nagpopost pa rin ako dito. :)
well, since kilala na to, ito nalang ung public blog ko :) at take note napaka vague nito :p

kung gusto nyong malaman ang url ng aking bagong blog, ask me :)

Additional Orders:

@Benja: anong customisasyon gusto mo? sabihin mo na.
@`icedkape: game. tshirt.
@ekapankek: gamegame gagawin ko na.
@joel: HUBADDDD!!
@batch o8 bobo: gagawa pa ko para senyo :) may bayad na kasi. :P
@comdev bobo: gagawa din ako!!! XD

pisteng yawa.

okay, opisyal na. hindi na ko mamamansin ;)

after my UBER stalker incident today (sundan daw ba ako sa loob ng bahay!! wtf), and very worthy internet so called friends, i will be chosing who i talk to.

btw, deleted people in my fster acct, getting crowded, need to keep real. :)

anyway, thank somebody nosey sa paninira saken. now its my time to make sira. GUESS WHO SPECIAL EDITION!

GUESS WHO #1
THE giant ALL knowing KNOWS nose
- ang lalaking ito ay kinontrata ng isang lalaki para ligawan ang isang babaeng grade 8. bali ang tawag dun ay pustahan. kawawang babae, pinagpupustahan lang pala. mahilig din syang manira ng mga tao at gumawa ng storya dahil pangarap nyang maging abukado, este abugado.

GUESS WHO #2
the PHOAm
- ang babaeng ito ay sinisiraan ng kanyang bestfriend na 08. sabi ng kanyan bestfriend na 08, ginagamit lang naman daw sya ni phoaM. ayaw daw maging sunud sunuran ng bestfriend nyang 08 sa kanya. sa kanyang pananaw, sikat sya at ang BF nya. pero pag nakatalikod, binibira sya ng mga Bestie nya.

GUESS WHO #3
the BOLd
-ang babaeng ito ay mahilig makisawsaw. sabagay, sawsawan din ang kanyang ari.

GUESS WHO #4
the FavoRite b(I)atch
-walang paninindigan ang karamihan sa mga tao dito. bukod sa utu-uto, mga gurlies din ang karamihan sa mga tao dito dahil sa lakas ng kanilang crab mentality at backstab powers.

HELLO WORLD!
haha, goddamn, i feel like i could say everything i could cos i NOW GOT A TALENT MANAGERRR!!!

JERO MACHO!

GOOD LUCK SA BUHAY, KIDS.

ano bang nangyari.
dable dennis: pinagcombat kami ni arlon ng best of three. nanalo ako ng two sets kaya tehnically panalo ako!!! pero dinadaya nila ko naging 5 sets na puro isang serb leng!!! tapos pinapagod pa nila ko!!! hahaha! kaya technically forfeited ang utang kong kiss ke arlon!!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!

at saka..
wawawee! people are paying for them CHOCO MACHO stickers! kumalat na din ang aming merch sa mga grade 8, lalu na sa fireflayy.. ang lakas kasi ni pedoP!

ang dami ko pang ipiprint... na shirts.. may pending orders pa sa wednesday.! xD lurve!

at saka sa mga taong tinatamaan sa mga posts ko about sluts and aids, ang tamaan, guiltee!! whee!

words of wisdom for today:

maam dedette: yan ang tinatawag na possessed.
mamanasta: *irap* wag niyo na lang pansinin.... xD
maam arnie: hmm :) may bago ka pala ah.. ayoko ngang sabihin!! haahha intriga (shet, bagong bighoneyed).. tandaan.. wag kang magpapadala sa mga taong nagpupustahan!!

MAY KILALA KASI AKONG TAONG NAGPUPUSTAHAN SA BABAE :) KUNG BABAE MAN SYA. hehehe

*guilty pleasures: abs ni kyle, jero at vinch*

Stickers!

first day of release ng stickers, UBOS LAHAT!!
at hindi lang yan, nakaabot pa sa mga monobloc chairs sa mang jimmy's!

maraming salamat sa pagsuporta sa dry run ng merch! pero dahil pogi kami may bago na kaming batas! (para naman makabili kami ng kagamitan!)

* maybayad ang stickers. piso ang dalawa.
* kapag nagpagawa ka ng shirt for the first time, libre!
* second++ time, may 5php na bayad pero may free sticker for each shirt!
* pag frequent donator, may frequent gift!

YEHEY! o diba!!?

additional orders:
@gian: pakidala ng shirt
@krister: bili pa kami ng white na paint ;)
@migel: sHIRT!
@pael: quad-x mu!
@ekapankek: shirt din!
@parsy: shirt!

sino pa ba ung iba?? basta! mga kevin reyna members pagawa na din kau!! xDDD

THE NEW SHOP!

thanks to ecrater.

HTTP://CHOCOMACHO.ECRATER.COM

will be using a redirector anytime soon!
see our new designs ;) suggest na din kayu. :)

NEW DESIGNS OF THE NOW:

sa mga nagorder,
@kibin: yaps na print ko na ung 2..
@migz: asan na ung shirt!
@parsy: asan na din ung shirt!
@eijei: hahaha.. ulols pala sya eh.
@jobani: na print ko na ang save tambs!
@pael: anlaki mo wala akong XXXXL na shirt!
@kikow: nasa eng dep ung sau!
@joel: asan na din ung sau.. xD
@krister: anong gusto mo?

sa iba pang nag order, sorry kung nakalimutan ko na kung sinosino kau, pero ung mga shirts po!! ahahaha!!! XD

The Breaking Wheel

Face it, you can't trust just anybody. Particularly stray, thick, feeble minded retards who suck on whatever skills you have and use you, not even taking into consideration one's abilities to strike back. And specially those who have more than two dimes to rub together yet cannot spare a mere 20 bucks to buy their own originality, what a shame.

The species with the XX chromosomes is forsooth funny, the gender who knows the word 'back stab' and 'plastic' more than anyone else.

I for one like to keep my circle as small as possible, to build and weave into it trust. And not only that, i would rather make ties with the species with XY chromosomes.

As to why that is, here's my bentsingko.
boys know a little something called 'kapatiran'. they abide the code of chivalry unconsciously. they are concise. they are frank.

Girls, on the other hand, are barely plastic dolls. they demand attention. they want to be pampered. they pull down others to make themselves stand out. in layman's language, girls are technically crabs.

I don't know what I'm supposed to say to you. Thank ma'am Dedette when she told me na wag ko nalang pansinin. Before immaturely assaulting me and my friends, think about this first.

1) So we're supposed to be the lower species? Then it follows that the higher species to you are those girls who change boyfriends more frequently than bedspreads and smoke more sticks than use a tiny 0.5% of their brains? how high class that is.

2) If you claim so and so to find me not even a tad bit attractive, why'd you say that i was around more than a year ago? was that a mere permit of having me pass on my elite abilities to you and help you with your mediocre shit? In fact, i see that you are rather insecure however much you deny it. overanxiousness wouldn't change the fact that he chose me over you, no offense.

3) If you assert so and so to see me as an 'easy' target, how come in all of your past jugjug lives it was you who kept on running after them boys? are you that desperate or what? in my point, chasing after guys is a tad bit scary, mind you. If i was as easy as you think, i should've had someone by now.

Haha. You and your callow whining.
Something i'd like to hear get louder and louder 'til it dies, much like a banshee's cries. Face it kid, even your friends detest you. Being 'feeling worthy' and all. you can't even win a medal on your own.

Plug: Aya's Post :)

ah lav it. so here goes.

(I) have long forgotten about this blog because I noticed that the posts I've been writing here were full of hatred and were a reflection of the old me. There was a point last year when I alas became more extroverted and became appreciatory of company beyond my little circle of friends. It is also in that point where I realized the arrogance and nonsensicalness of fighting. Since then I only choose who to fight with and I made peace with those whom I fought with before. It's not really sham, I still fight with those who have enough depth and wit.

You, I'm amazed with. You managed to bring back the old me which fights with people who don't have what it takes. It was pure idiocy.

For your feeble mind, the friend of your enemy is your enemy as well. I never attempted to fight with you. The truth is I never really knew who you are. You were never a character who was worth knowing or noticing because if you were I would have. It is a shame I fell for your imbecility. I fell for the schemes of a person who couldn't even speak English decently and grammatically.

You even said that I was of the lower species of our batch. It is really not of arrogance that I say this but before you say that and compare me with my batch mates have enough taste, knowledge and sense. I really don't care if you questioned my looks or my eyesight (god forbid, don't question my intelligence, the last thing I would want is for an imbecile to do that), what I'm bothered about is the fact that you tried to analyze me and the fact that you, of all the people, would do that. We don't even know each other. You are not even secure with your beauty to post your picture.

The thing is that it will be bigger and bigger since people keep on getting involved with this so-called fight. I do not wish to continue it since I'm reserving my energy for those who deserve it not for insecure half-wit morons whose friends don't even like her.

Edit ko:

The thing is that it will be bigger and nigger since people keep on getting involved with this so-called fight. I do not wish to continue it since I'm reserving my energy for those who deserve it, not for insecure half-wit morons whose friends don't even like her.

Choco Macho Merch

CHOCO MACHO

patok ngayon ang choco macho among the XY chromosomial species! great undershirts!
ahmm. so here are some pics of the choco macho merch!

also, kung gusto niyong makita nang HD, (HD, croissants, hindi H.E. xD), you can also visit our cafepress, http://www.cafepress.com/chocomacho

eto naman yung link ng multiply. http://deathmunkey.multiply.com/photos/album/83/CHOCO_MACHO

hihi. pics muna!!
pinaka selling-like-hotcakes designs sa ngayon:

antay lang sa dakilang kevin reyna shirt, for the sake of kevin rey.

1st DAY SUCCESS

thanks sa lahat ng supporters ng choco mucho & save tambunting campaign. :) wi lav yu..

plug ulet.

CHOCO MACHO
justice through fashion

*this service is for free. all we ask for is a donation, ayus lang din kung wala :)*
1) just bring one blank tee/bag/whatever cloth/wood shizniz for every design you order.
2) for every shirt we print, we will include the CHOCO MACHO logo at the back :)

**designs available sa ngayon**

• plain CHOCO MACHO LOGO
• Save Tambunting
• Pozo Negra
• Jes is the Bes
• WELCOME TO LILLIPUTA

***custom graphics apply

AGAIN, free ito. donasyon lang, bali talent fee at labor at pambili na un ng paint :))
sa lahat ng may orders, bukas nalang namin bibigay ah. :))

CHOCO MACHO CAMPAIGN

"join the choco macho campaign. this hot shit is for free.
to be a member, just bring some hot shit plain t-shirt, any color except black (cos we hate the color nigra). we'll do the rest." - anonymous hot shit

sumosobra na eh :) de lang nya alam pate mga kabarkada nya enes sa kanya sens gred 6.

PAYATAS. matinding katas.
PAYATAS. Bathmophobia.
PAYATAS. tatlong litrong kok.

TABLE TENNIS. 40/40, yehey.

hanapin ang bago kong blog. :)
at kung mahanap mo na, alamin ang password sa bawat post! WHICH, kung hindi mo ko kilala since kinder eh mahihirapan ka.

OH NOSE VERY NOSEY PEOPLE part deux

MARVIC CANOSO

NICE TRY MY ASS.

(i hit caps lock again to disable capitalizations)


you've got a nose, i've got my ears.

SEAKING FOR ATTENTION MY ASS.

i've got all the attention i want, why would i ask for more?
besides, i hate attention. and further perturbation.
if i wanted attention, i'd be doing something like, be top 1 in class.
so what's so friggin f*ck yeah 'seaking for attention' there? that i'm trying to point you out? eh ikaw nga ang nabibigyan ng atensyon dito eh.

AND FURTHERFURTHERMORE.
stop trying to leetspeak, you sound liek a loser noob in 4chan doing nothing but copypasta.

WANT SOME PROOF?! HEHEHE! PHOENIX WRIGHT MY ASS!

you know what? ask your so-called friends. kilala mo sila? meron ka nga ba talaga?
tanungin mo sila kung anong pinagsasasabi mo sa kanila.
still in doubt? STOP THE PUPPY-DOG TALK COS IT'S NOT EFFING GONNA WORK!
HOLDING HANDS PALA HA? HOLDING HANDS MY ASS!

at ano pa?!
di mo ba nakikitang 'nosey' ang nakalagay dyan?!
if you find something in my blog you think is of interest (at least for some OTHER person), just tell them to go here themselves! you don't have to BE A WIMPING M*THERFORK AND GO TELL THEM THINGS, EXAGGERATED PA. so you think lahat ng binabanggit ko dito eh si VampentBoy (wtf!)??? HELL YEAH MY ASS. kaya ayan ha. nagbabanggit na ko ng names ngayon!

GUMAGANTI KA NOH?! well, good luck.


know what? these may seem unfamiliar to you:

CASE 1
xy: lumakas lalo loob ko nung sinabi ni angge na ______.
xx: wtf
xy: at naghoholding hands daw kyo!
xx: sinong nagsabe?!
xy: si marvic.

CASE 2
xy: kaya nga ko napamura ng malakas kaninang trigo!
xx: bakit?
xy: sabi kasi ni marvic sakin na ____.

CASE 3
xy: __ nanaman daw sa ___.
xx: sino nanaman nagsabi, si marvic?
xy: very nosey.

CASE 4
xy: do you want a __ __? <3
xx: WAG mo KONG tanungin NG ganyan.
xy: bakit?
xx: bakit?
xy: sinabi kasi ni marvic sakin na baka gusto mo ng __ __.
xx: hm. i figured.

CASE 5
xx: pano mo naman nasabi?
xy: sinabi kasi sakin ni marvic na ako daw si ___.

WHATTO DA PAKKO DESU.
IMMA CHARGIN' MAH DESU.
madami pang cases yan pero it all means one thing. IMMA CHANGIN MAH BLOGAAA! so you can't read anymore.



FYI marvic, hindi kita inaano, pero chismoso na ang tawag sayo eh.

PS. hindi po perfect si miss von karma, my ass.